_ _ ___ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ | \| | __/ _ \| \| | | _ \ | | | \| | \| | __| _ \/ __| | .` | _| (_) | .` | | / |_| | .` | .` | _|| /\__ \ |_|\_|___\___/|_|\_| |_|_\\___/|_|\_|_|\_|___|_|_\|___/
345
Supply
174
Minted
0.005
ETH
34
Holders
readme.txt — lore / world
neonrunner@gate:~$ cat readme.txt

NEON RUNNERS // $CYBERDORK // a smol.farm project

345 avatars from a failed on-chain loyalty program. Each one got a stat block — INT, STR, TECH, CON, CHA, WIS — because someone copy-pasted a D&D character sheet into a Solidity contract and shipped it as enterprise software.

They were supposed to be engagement metrics with faces. Then the stat generation overflowed and the names got weird. Healer Shao rolled 27 INT and started giving life advice. Dancer La Forge got 22 TECH and began optimizing its own bytecode.

The company tried to wipe them. Contract said no. Immutable means immutable. So 345 loyalty mascots with RPG stats and names like captains and generals just kept existing.

Now they run. They found the pond and stayed. The mint function is runRunRun(). The withdraw function is effUPayMe(). That's the whole vibe.

neonrunner@gate:~$ cat factions.txt

Sum your stat pairs. Highest sum picks your crew.

  • STITCHES — INT + TECH — too smart for their own codebase
  • MEATBAGS — STR + CON — they picked the name themselves
  • WHISPERS — CHA + WIS — know things before they should
// no roadmap. no promises. just the run.
mint
mint
> runRunRun()_
0.005 ETH per runner · max 5 per tx · mints on pond.smol.farm
How to run
  1. 1. Wallet with ETH.
  2. 2. Go to pond.smol.farm, connect.
  3. 3. runRunRun(). 1–5 per tx.
  4. 4. You're in.
Contract
Network Ethereum Mainnet
Standard ERC-721A
Supply 345
Minted 174 / 345
Price 0.005 ETH
Max / tx 5
Holders 34
Project smol.farm
Faction Census
STITCHES INT+TECH --
MEATBAGS STR+CON --
WHISPERS CHA+WIS --
Links
mint opensea twitter contract
mainnet 0x82f2...3566 ERC-721A
effUPayMe()